Oh, it's the rapture today!
[my potted succulent vanishes in a flash of light, leaving everything else unchanged]
Huh.
Oh, it's the rapture today!
[my potted succulent vanishes in a flash of light, leaving everything else unchanged]
Huh.
"I hate when the skeletons on decorations aren't anatomically accurate." A Halloween skeleton isn't the same as what's inside you, idiot. It's different. A Halloween skeleton is, like. A guy or something. It's an animal.
If Halloween skeletons had bones like ours instead of hollow bones like that of a bird, they wouldn't be able to play their ribcages like xylophones. You sound so fucking uneducated right now.
"why did you write that"
I love you speculative biology. I love you worldbuilding projects. I love you creature design. I love you fantasy biology. I love you speculative evolution. I love you science fiction.
dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr
my non-nuanced and un-researched opinion is that if ai were actually so great, tech companies wouldn't have to work so hard to convince us it's literally the key to salvation
if it can't speak for itself, why the fuck are you SCREAMING about it
you need to develop feelings for strangers in bars until celebrities don't register as "attractive"
I hate Christmas a lot ngl but hot damn I love sending Christmas cards